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Welcome to my kennel! And if you don't like Lord of the Rings get out of my face. So anyways, hi, I'm Toralas. I like Lord of the Rings, Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem, Undertale, Minecraft, Fullmetal Alchemist... blah blah blah, the list goes on. I live comfortably in the United States of 'Murica. Yep, I'm a 'Murican and I'm proud. My best friend is The Overlord (#1177876). Also here's The Lord Of the Rings in 99 Seconds by Paint. Because it's awesome.

• The Lord of the Rings
• Hobbits, Dwarves
• Elves and Men
• Kings and Queens
• Epicness
• Lord of the Rings
• The greatest tale ever told on your screen
• PO-TA-TOES!
• Frodo must bring the Ring to the Elves
• Aragorn fights off the nine evil ringwraiths
• The Fellowship forms
• Saruman's a jerk
• Gandalf's torn from the group
• YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
• Boromir's embedded
• Uruk-hai's beheaded
• Like a boss
• Now the Fellowship is broken
• Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien
• Frodo's gone
• And Sam's comin' with you!
• Gollum leads the Ring to Mordor
• My Precious
• Gandalf the White returns to wage war
• Pip and Merry hug trees
• Théoden is like Benjamin Button
• He's aging backwards!
• Legolas surfs on a shield to defend
• Helm's Deep
• Big trees are attacking the orcs
• The sword has been reforged and
• Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
• He's the king
• Sam uses his spider slay skills
• While the elf and Gimli count kills
• One last battle
• It's good versus evil
• Frodo you must
• Destroy the
• Ring of Power
• No!
• Destroy it!
• It's mine!
• Destroy it!
• It's mine!
• ...
• Aragorn sits on his throne
• Middle Earth is saved
• By the smallest of things
• In the Lord of the Rings.

• Three rings for Elven Kings under the sky
• Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone
• Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die
• And One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne
• In the Land of Mordor where shadows lie.
• One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
• One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
• In the Land of Mordor where shadows lie.

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