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Hello and Welcome to the Temple of Ned!
So, who exactly is Ned you ask?
Well he started out as just your average, ordinary Scottish deerhound. He was tall and thin with wiry unkempt fur. He had a handsome brindled coat. So, what exactly happened? What went wrong? I assure you we did not feed him radioactive kibble or do any experiments on him. It all started when he ate something pink out in the yard... Well whatever that thing was, there’s no turning back now because the eye-killing colors have been passed down to his pups!
And here he is... the one...the only...
So here we are, taking care of these exotic dogs no matter how much it burns our eyes. Ned is more than just a bright deerhound now; he is evolving into a new breed: The Nedhound! And we are dedicated to preserving this incredibly rare breed. LONG LIVE THE NED!!!
The Exotic Nedhound breed standard according to the Nedhound Fanciers Association:
All official Nedhounds MUST be related to the great, 1st generation, progenitor Ned in some way.
They must look just like Scottish deerhounds: tall, thin, narrow head with rose ears etc.
And lastly, (but not least) Nedhounds MUST be brightly colored. If they do not have a painful, neon highlighter colored coat, they do not correctly fit the standards. So far, the certified colors are:
Purple
Bright Red
Hot Pink
Yellow
Lime Green
As well as the standard colors, other accepted colors include:
Party (Multicolored),
Dark Neds (Black),
and Ghost Neds (Translucent).
Please note that all Dark Neds must be approved by the Nedhounds Fancier Association (NhFA) before being recognized as a Nedhound.
(For the full breed standard and general information on the Nedhound, please visit our guild)
About
Current Nedhound population: 6Caring for your Nedhound: The only Nedhounds in existence are here(except for one)so obviously you do not own one. But if you do one day get yourself a Nedhound here’s what you need to know.(you must be part of the Nedhounds Fanciers Association to own a Nedhound)
Feeding: Feed you Nedhound Lacrima that is the same color as their coat. Ex: Green fur= green(stamina) Lacrima. If you can not get Lacrima of that color, then Barky bites will have to do. Do Not feed your Nedhound Lacrima if it doesnt match their coat!
Exercise: A large yard or long walks are sufficient
Bathing: Do what you want those colors aren’t coming out
Health: Nedhounds are generally healthy dogs. The main concern is their food sensitivity. If you don’t feed them the correct food (read feeding section) they can get sick
Other animals: Nedhounds are friendly towards other dogs if properly socialized. Unsure about cats. But for some strange reason they really like rabbits.
Personality: Nedhounds are majestic, proud dogs but they are afraid of their own shadow. So they must be in a well lit room at all times, which will take a large toll on your eyeballs. (Well worth it though)
Still reading? Have you found yourself obsessed with this new breed? Well lucky for you, you can join our guild for all things Nedhound! Check us out! We’re the Nedhound Fanciers Association. :D
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